R-Kelly getting Down with a Berreta

What can we say, R-kelly's hip-hopera "trapped in the closet" is a masterpiece of strangeness, so awful you can't stop watching. There's nothing we like more than when celebrities have very public artistic breakdowns, especially when they involve a dwarf and more twists and turns than a special needs break dancing troop. This is part one of about 1 million, so if you haven't already watched it we suggest you start your hip hop ambulance chasing right here, enjoy!.