Tuesday, 22 January 2013

Today we had a BAD ASS sandwich, it was like eating your worst enemies livelihood, but twice as filling. The sandwich was prepared by kitty , and from what i can gather she is currently in negotiations to secure both the copyright on the filling combinations and a contract with an as of yet unnamed food chain. While just the idea of eating the happiness of your nemesis may be leaving you with a culinary hard on, the only way to truly know how the sandwich tastes and feels is to make it. You will need the following items: White bread, An egg, Some butter, Some bacon (3 pieces recommended), Black pudding, Tomato ketchup, And cheese. Basically toast the bread and fucking put it all in, then eat it as quick as your mouth will let you!. Enjoy!

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