Today we had a BAD ASS sandwich, it was like eating your worst enemies livelihood, but twice as filling. The sandwich was prepared by kitty , and from what i can gather she is currently in negotiations to secure both the copyright on the filling combinations and a contract with an as of yet unnamed food chain. While just the idea of eating the happiness of your nemesis may be leaving you with a culinary hard on, the only way to truly know how the sandwich tastes and feels is to make it.
You will need the following items:
Some bacon (3 pieces recommended),
Basically toast the bread and fucking put it all in, then eat it as quick as your mouth will let you!.