Grrr so if ya don't like thong's why are you looking?!

Our outfit ideas and recent purchases for your careful consideration.

So neon's going to be big this spring, yellow's always a good way to go day glow.

Ok so we have Topshop silver wedge heel high top trainer's. Neon yellow braces available on the magical ebay. One teaspoon Bonita shorts, which will be available on our ebay shop tomorrow. And a Samsung galaxy 2 tablet, which in our opinion is just as good as an Ipad fr what your going to use it for! (if only it where a little bigger ;-)

White vintage rocker boots from ebay, and Topshop stars and bars shorts. 

Kitty has an obsession with 80's rocker boots at the moment after watching rock of ages (guilty face, we like real 80's movies too!). Happy as fuck to have found some in white - cue 80's trash fest.

Ok so we have a vintage mustard colored cord blazer. Vintage 90's D&G denim jacket.  Primark t-shirt and geek glasses for £2.00 inc p&p off amazon. Loving layering with denim at the moment and a blazer makes a nice change for a sunday lol. 

So this is what we were chilling in today on a lazy sunday while we took pictures for tomorrows listing's, see you tomorrow JENNY!.

Self Tan Marathon

So your caught in a logging accident up in the pine barons and both your legs are broken, bad luck princess/prince, looks like its four months of bed rest for you. But oh no! i hear you shouting, what about my tan??. Well fucking lucky we put together this mini assessment of all things fake tan for you to help keep that precious skin golden even in Fritzels basement.



Number #1 - Fake Bake (beyond bronze airbrush self tanner)

So this is about the best available on the market right now for lasting and instant results, so if you wanna look like you have been on a longer holiday than your friend without leaving your dreary conservatory then this is your boy. Be careful mind this shit ain't cheap so don't be goaded in to allowing liberal sprays to potentially hostile individuals, and if its unlikely your going to be naked why not scourge out on just spraying your face and arms.

Click here to see the cheapest price we have found!

Number #2 - St.Tropez (Self tan spray)

This little shit is our number two, not half bad at the same job, and if your mate is flogging it cheap your a stupid mug not to invest. If boots and Superdrug have run dry of fake bake then you cant go much wrong with this!. Also available for a slightly cheaper price we found. 

The cheapest price we found for this item 

Tip: If you get this messy bullshit on your hands try rubbing washing powder on your hands it takes it right off. 

Link for tesco value washing powder.

Lusty hails from the mean streets of 'Da Nooth' where she was a high class escort for the wealthy and the lucky strikers. That was until she witnessed a gangland murder and had to enter protection program to keep her body from ending up in a ditch. Her uncanny fashion sense and impeccable luck have kept her alive until now, but now she's ready to spill her opinions publicly. Quote "Vince im not scared of you no more!", shes the rusty voice of the Cornish underbelly. The patron saint of the unspoken and unwashed, a devout sinner who talks all killer and no filler.

Santos and Lusty met some time in the mid 80's and hit it off straight away. Turning over curious tourists who frequented the strip during the summer seasons. Santos a failed actor hailing from Costa Del Helston, tried his hand at the big time but fell from grace after his first taste of the big time. Money, fame, glamour all seemed a millions miles away when all that glittered were the bright neon lights of the backstreet massage parlors he would stalk to sell his wares to desperate junkies. To know what the dark is you gotta turn off the light, and Santos certainly knows how it feels for things to be pitch black, but now it's time to fight back.   

Here is Alex's selection of this months men's hot pics

1. http://www.freepeople.com/jackets-2/vanesa-embroidered-leather-jacket/

2.http://www.pixiemarket.com

3.http://www.pixiemarket.com/store/burgundyfauxfurcoat-p-5695.html

4.http://www.nastygal.com/clothes/hot-nights-dress

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